It was sooooo hard for me to choose. The comments you guys left were fabulous! (If you missed out, you can read them here.) And I must thank you because I smiled and laughed, reading all of your answers :) So, THANK YOU! You guys are awesome.
But, alas! Laura's only given me "rights" to ONE book. *nudge nudge* Laura? :)
And the winner is...
Wait for it...
*cues drum roll*
Who, poor sap, was actually stripped of his award. Read his confession for yourselves...
"I was stripped of my Professor of the Year award at Hogwarts for perfecting a Patron-Us charm that turns water into Patron'. Mr. Filch is sleeping in for some strange reason."
Thanks to everyone who participated...I had so much fun reading. :)